Extraits du texte joué par le Rogaland Teater 2

JD/Tore: My name is Tore Østebøe Løvik and I’m above average smart and I’m not interested in football. I don’t like football. We don’t have any us for it in society. Animals can even get trained up to play football, something that shows little it takes to learn it. People just choose a team they want to favor, and when the teams do it god on the field, it’s sort of an honor… as if they had something to do white it. And so should they just press their opponents in the face just because your own team that doesn’t now that you exist at all, won against another team that doesn’t now that you exist nether. Football is an overrated and boring sport that gives monkeys the opportunity to become millionaires.

JD: I have a girlfriend, so if I stay in the military I’ll have to be away from her for quite some time. But as a Marine Corps you have to do things like, getting out of a submarine that’s under water, through the torpedo tubes. It is tight with space, so what happens then, you can get stuck and die. I not like I want to challenge myself so much that I want to kill myself, think about all the adrenalin kick/action. My girlfriend is not going to like it, so I am going to be an architect.

Scene 8 (dansesekvens – ninjamonolog .)

JD: I am going to be a Marine Corps. I can imagine myself, that I have been given a top secret mission to stop this really evil group that has plans of launching a nuclear bomb that will kill everybody. I have been told where they located in a submarine far out in the blue ocean. I get transported there with a helicopter and I get ready to jump. I jump down from the helicopter, there is thunder and lightning. I almost get hit, I fall further down and it goes so fast that is like I’m almost breaking the sound barrier. I dive down in the ocean, I fine the submarine, and I cut myself inside it and land down with a roll just like in the movies. Suddenly I’m surrounded by 10 men with AK-47 and I have only a knife to relate to. I kill one after one… I crawl down fined the bomb, I crawl further to the torpedo tubes to shoot myself out BUT I get stuck and die… SO I rather become an architect.